July 2010
12 posts
I had a dream last night where I was in the gas station about to buy a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. I put it back when I realized it was the pack I would get addicted to.
“When there’s nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.”
If I hear the word Maverick one more time, I’m gonna throw up. -Chris in “The Girlfriend Experience”
The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on. I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn’t have to go to the gym for all those years. -Sylvester Stallone on Michael Keaton in the Batsuit
PREPARATION: Abe Lincoln once said that if he had 6 hours to chop down a tree, he’d spend the first 5 hours sharpening his axe.
